I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
- Unknown

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find my roots.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
In every thing give thanks.
May this year be a kaleidoscope of wonderful experiences, filled with love, laughter, and success. Happy birthday!