I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to be an electrician, but I couldn't resist the shock therapy.
I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find my roots.
I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
You can't buy love, but you can rescue it from a shelter.
Happiness is a choice. You can choose to be happy. There's going to be stress in life, but it's your choice whether you let it affect you or not.
In every thing give thanks.
To the couple who makes marriage look easy, happy 8th anniversary!
May this year bring you endless joy, exciting adventures, and the fulfillment of your dreams. Happy birthday!
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.