I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Friendship is a journey of shared experiences, from the ordinary to the extraordinary. It's about the laughter that echoes in your conversations and the comfort of knowing someone truly cares. True friends are the stars that light up your darkest nights and the anchors that keep you grounded in the stormy seas of life. They are the chapters in your story that you'll never want to skip. Value and appreciate your friends, for they are the colors that make your life's canvas beautiful.
The universe returns to you what you send out.
Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet.
Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success.