My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Love is a profound force that connects hearts across distances, binding souls in a deep and meaningful way. It has the power to heal wounds and bring light to the darkest corners of our lives.
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.