My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find my roots.
Peace begins with a smile.
Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Tears are words that need to be written.
Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much.