I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- Unknown

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.
Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life.
The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
In every thing give thanks.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.