I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Life is better with a furry friend by your side.
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
As you celebrate another year of life, may your heart be filled with gratitude and your day be filled with joy. Happy birthday!
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
In the tapestry of life, friends are the colorful threads that add beauty and meaning to our existence. They are the ones who lift us up when we fall, who celebrate our successes, and who offer a listening ear in times of need. True friendship is a gift that should never be taken for granted. It's a bond that grows stronger with time and distance, and it's a source of comfort and happiness. Treasure your friends, for they are the gems of your life's journey.
I used to be an electrician, but I couldn't resist the shock therapy.