I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
- Unknown

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
Happiness is a state of mind. It's just according to the way you look at things.
In every thing give thanks.
The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.
The worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why.
Happy 47th anniversary to a love that keeps getting stronger!
Believe in yourself, and you will be unstoppable.